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The Only Girl

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Calamity! Charles is fired from his job at the Johnsonville Brats™ Data Analysis Center, no doubt due to his increasingly eccentric Wild West themed behavior.
"Why can't an honest hard workin' cowpoke challenge another steersman to a spittoon hittin' competition?!? Especially when the man who is doin' the challengin' is wearin' a custom made pair o' assless leather chaps with nary a scrap of undergarments on to hide his nethers!" is what Charles yelled at his wife later that night.
Charles, totally fed up with the entire scene, decides to leave Charles right then and there. She packs a bag and heads for Bob and Sheila's like it wasn't even a big deal.
"Damnation!" screams Charles as he flies into a Western themed rage. All the pets take to hiding in the closest (with the exception of Minky who is understandably trapped in his fish tank and has to watch the whole sordid affair and has night terrors about it for years afterwards) as Charles rips the house a new one. Six shooters are shot, televisions are smashed, and expensive enamel plates that very specifically say DO NOT PUT IN MICROWAVE are put in the microwave for a very long time. Each of the tiny porcelain figures that Charles and Charles purchased together (and show such attractive scenes as a sad clown fishing and a silly bear picking blueberries) have their heads individually bitten off.
By the end of the night Charles lies in a pool of his own excrement, totally passed out, with a chalky smear of porcelain dust around his mouth. What was formerly his living room smolders and crumbles around him.

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from Three For Silver, released May 22, 2013

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